Blapdance 

A lap dance from a fine ass black girl at a strip club.

"Hey Ankur! Let's go down to Inner Room and gets some blapdance's."

Blapdance by Machgrissssssom May 19, 2017

cleveland lapdance 

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

cleveland lapdance by osibisa October 20, 2007

Standing Lapdance 

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

Standing Lapdance by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

Bladedancer 

Someone who is proficient in utilizing short bladed weapons (knives, daggers, metal cards), usually pertaining to hand-to-hand combat.

Man: "He was known throughout the country as the best bladedancer."
Women: "Let's see how he goes up against a swordsman."

Bladedancer by SydneyTerror September 21, 2021

blapanese 

A black person who thinks they are Japanese. Not many exist.

Blapanese idiot.

blapanese by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Blapanese 

A black person mixed with Japanese.

My aunt is Japanese, and my uncle is black, so their son is Blapanese.

Blapanese by fhk x3 January 12, 2018

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011