Firesuit

The protective suit that NASCAR drivers wear that keeps their balls from being burned.

Why does Kevin Harvick's wife wear the firesuit in the family when she has no balls?

by Nascarfan75 July 12, 2010

fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.

Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

Fireshit

A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.

Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.

by Turkeylover13 April 2, 2019

fireswitch

Having a 4-Gbps firewall terminating over thirty 1-Gbps network segments because that is considered 'Next-Generation Security'. It's the equivalent of putting 30 pounds of shot into a 4 pound cannon or taking a Lamborghini off-roading. Besides, we REALLY need to use all these network ports on the front of the firewall.

Time to another network segment to the fireswitch - are there any free ports left?

by sec_professional October 9, 2015

fireskiter

the most feminine petite boy you know, he probably likes men and wears skirts then purrs in vc

A: Hey FireSkiter, how do i pronounce your name?
B (FireSkiter): It's pronounced Fire Skeeter.

by BigFuckenIdiot February 8, 2023

firesuite

1) A type of fire place typically installed in the living room
2) An instrumental song performed by the band Doves
3) Name of a UK based band
4) Totally not a tabby cat

Hey check out this firesuite I bought from Homebase, it's very warm.

by anonymeows February 3, 2015

Firespitter

An insult in the BIONICLE universe directed towards Matoran of the firey region of Ta-Wahi.

"Shut up you firespitter!"
":("

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024