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Fireshit 

A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.
Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.
Fireshit by Turkeylover13 April 2, 2019
The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.
Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.
fireshits by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

Liquid Fire Shit

A primarily liquid shit, (at least 80%), that comes out of one's asshole feeling reminiscent of molten lead.

These often occur a day or so after ingesting large quantities of spicy food, such as one might do in a Habanaro Pepper eating contest, supplemented with the ingestion of large amounts of liquid, such as at a Habanero Pepper eating contest. The result is an unusually liquidy shit that feel like someone is blowing out your pipes with lava, (technically magma, while still in your rectum).

Needless to say, these shits do not invoke the normal feeling of self-gratification that comes with dumping one's load. On the contrary, it often leaves the shitter's asshole with a terrible burning sensation. This is complimented by the fact that, due to the highly liquid nature of the shit, it oftentimes takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean up the mess, leaving the user with a burning AND raw asshole, as well as dozens of annoying dingleberries. The shit is often discolored, and the aftermath is simply a disgusting pool of red or greenish-brown liquid in your toilet bowl. The stench, even with fans, can often last for 17-36 hours.
If you don't want to live through taking a liquid fire shit, avoid pepper eating contests, and large quantities of Mexican food.
Liquid Fire Shit by Quacker1 February 19, 2008

Firesuit 

The protective suit that NASCAR drivers wear that keeps their balls from being burned.
Why does Kevin Harvick's wife wear the firesuit in the family when she has no balls?
Firesuit by Nascarfan75 July 12, 2010

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
Dumbass mutherfuckers who add moonshine to fireball. As fucked up as adding Sauerkraut to Fireball
Take that FIreball and add some Moonshine to that shit. Drink it down... Fireshine will make you shit fire for days!!!
fireshine by Dumbass Moonball September 15, 2017

fire shit 

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.
After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.
fire shit by woody April 30, 2003