Skeeter

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

by NinjaDefused May 24, 2015

Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.

Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

by nitz March 02, 2006

Skeeter

A small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.

Hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a bitch when they gitcha.

by Gallitar December 05, 2004

Skeeter

One who skeets (ejaculates) constantly, a light blue friend of Doug Funny's with spikey hair, red shoes, yellow shorts, red shirt and a blue vest

"Yo Skeeter stop skeeting all over the place, me and Patty are trying to get down...go skeet on Porkchop, he's in his igloo."

by crash nebula June 29, 2004

Skeeter

A promiscuous female who sleeps around with many men and enjoys getting skeet in her face, breast, anus, and lower back. Also enjoys giving fellatio.

"Becky slept with everyone in school."

She's definitetly a skeeter. She loves the taste of skeet.

by Manny Fre$h316 September 19, 2010

Skeeter

A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.

Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."

George: "His name was Skeeter?"

Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."

by Dagmar Geech August 15, 2005

Skeeter

a very white trash name; if somebody is being white trash or a childe call them Skeeter

Skeeter! Put down that roadkill my mom making us dinner.

by Skeeter Travis Childe May 01, 2009