fireshits

The extremely painful defecation that occurs in some people after a large consumption of spicy foods.

Jonathon ate several habenero peppers and some ghost peppers. A few hours later he was howling in pain as the liquefied fireshits squirted out of his body.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018

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Champagne Freshies

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first

Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters

by IDunkLe April 3, 2011

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Firesuit

The protective suit that NASCAR drivers wear that keeps their balls from being burned.

Why does Kevin Harvick's wife wear the firesuit in the family when she has no balls?

by Nascarfan75 July 12, 2010

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Fireshit

A fireshit is when you take a shit but it feels like your ass hole is on fire. These types of shits are the worse because it can make you sweat and makes your whole ass extremly hot and irritated. Wiping your ass is the worst when it comes to this because you never know if you wiped enough, so you kepp on going and your ass becomes dry and irritated for the rest of the day.

Tavis:Damn nigga my ass is burning
Barney: It’s definitely that damn chipotle.
Tavis: no nigga it’s just a fireshit. I get them every so often.

by Turkeylover13 April 2, 2019

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