Finagler

Some one who finagles, weasels their way into bed w/ women.
An insulting name.

jason cole is suuch a finagler

by chevyman350454 October 11, 2006

Frequent Finagler

One who frequents Finagle a Bagel frequently. Defined by having a "frequent finagler" card.

John- "Do you know how much a bagel costs down at finagle?"
Max- "I don't know, ask Phil, he is a frequent finagler."
Phil- "About $3."

by Max E. January 24, 2007

Finagle's Law

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

by Belatu July 26, 2004

finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

kegel finagle

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014

finaglement

A finaglement is basically achieving a sloppy means to an end through utter tom-foolery or manipulation requiring trickery in a sly, perhaps fraudulent sense.

I'm broke as shit... Tonight I need to plan a finaglement of sorts...

See Also: "The nightly finagle."

by timJae June 30, 2009