138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

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A knife or a gun, or any weapon.
Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.
Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.
Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.
I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.
Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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