138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade
A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.
There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!
There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!
Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
Paula is a carpenter's dream!
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
1. Concerned with surface attributes only.
2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.
2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.
Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
A dessicated and totally flat cat that has spent a few months lying in the road. When scraped up and thrown, it sails like a Frisbee.
There's a great sail cat in the makin' down on Dongbuster Road. We should go and get it some evening.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005