finagled 

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.

"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."

finagled by apple_jaxxss December 18, 2009

finagled (v.) 

The act of achieving a ridiculously ridiculous goal by even more ridiculous means.

Someone can easily call shenanigans on anyone who is caught in the act of finagling.

Patrick finagled (v.) his way into convincing the Registrar's Office to let him design eight of his own "Denny's" majors.

finagled (v.) by P-norts October 18, 2011

bagel finagled 

To get your booty taken!

Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!

bagel finagled by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017

Finagle's Law 

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Finagle's Law by Belatu July 26, 2004

finagle a bagel 

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

finagle a bagel by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

finagle 

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

finagle by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

kegel finagle 

When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex

"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."

kegel finagle by spinkle0711 March 26, 2014