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Short for figure it the fuck out.
Boss: Hey I need you to do this real quick.
Employee: How do I do it?
Boss: That sounds like a figfu moment.
Employee: Figfu?
Boss: Figure it the fuck out.
Figfu by jammiees December 15, 2021
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figguhlator 

meaning a person or thing of a specified kind, especially one that is formidable or impressive in some way.
"Them are some nice shoes Figguhlator".
figguhlator by Figguhlate May 29, 2018

Figurehead 

A person who has the position of the leader in a country or organisation.
Periyar is the idealogical figurehead of the Dravidian movement.
Figurehead by The Black Shirt July 6, 2021

6 figures 

when you make a 100k-999k dollar salary, hence,there is 6 digit places
*high standard female*- I want my man to make at LEAST 6 figures
*me*-smh
6 figures by wizebinkie318 March 30, 2015

father figure

something that i dont have !
someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.
father figure by kk :)) August 11, 2022

Six Figure Hell 

A state of existential dread produced when you have earned a lot of money from your investments and are afraid of losing it, but you're still a long way off from achieving financial independence and would need to take significant risks to get there.

Term originates on the /biz/ imageboard.
Mike: Being in six figure hell sucks. I still need a 3x to make it.

Bob: Same here, I thought I was done with betting on moonshots.
Six Figure Hell by Uber_Noob2 February 17, 2021

Figure on a Screen 

A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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