Fignut
He is a total fignut.
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Fignut
Fignut by fignutsdefiner April 7, 2010
britney fignut
A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.
Also used to describe a really hot girl
Also used to describe a really hot girl
1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along
2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court
2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court
britney fignut by Greg601943 April 6, 2007
britney fignut
A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.
Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."
britney fignut by notbritneyfignut December 15, 2008
Finnut Sleep
The act of busting a nut before sleep. Nutting increases melatonin levels in the brain, leading to a harder and longer sleep.
Finnut Sleep by KSblueberry February 12, 2019
Fagnuts
A term used by young hetrosexual men to imply that their friend is actually an outrageously camp homosexual.
"Nice shirt, fagnuts."
Fagnuts by Simon Drake May 19, 2006
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