Fignut 

Someone who is really stupid or just a moron

He is a total fignut.

Fignut by Discman April 5, 2003

Fignut 

A nut from a fig tree

This fig tree produces good fignuts

Fignut by fignutsdefiner April 7, 2010

britney fignut 

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl

1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court

britney fignut by Greg601943 April 6, 2007

britney fignut 

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."

britney fignut by notbritneyfignut December 15, 2008

Finnut Sleep 

The act of busting a nut before sleep. Nutting increases melatonin levels in the brain, leading to a harder and longer sleep.

Noah, after having a long day of work, said, "man I need to go home and finnut sleep."

Finnut Sleep by KSblueberry February 12, 2019

Fagnuts 

A term used by young hetrosexual men to imply that their friend is actually an outrageously camp homosexual.

"Nice shirt, fagnuts."

Fagnuts by Simon Drake May 19, 2006

fignuts 

A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.

Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.

fignuts by Dookie October 1, 2003