Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
by Loxi July 21, 2009
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An overhyped number that does not quantify your child's intelligence or success.
Don't fixate on job stats or salary figures. Focus instead on the skills and interest.
by blitzkrieg93 October 10, 2017
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Theres plenty of my salary to go around.

Everyone likes a big salary!

"I heard he gave her some of his salary last night"
by shnutterguy May 27, 2009
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1. In the USA, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."

* Translation *

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."

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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."

* Translation *

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."
by Mr. J OneLessThanRe June 14, 2011
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Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.
My family treats me like shit, salarious.
by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018
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The supposed amount of money you should receive according last daily company policy for your work.

Usually paid late or never if you are Bamboozled in Vietnam.
Hey BRO we are in July.... give me my funking February salary instead of Jokinng! Motherfuker!
by A6600871_kkk July 8, 2020
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An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.
There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!
by MT9 February 10, 2018
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