Fatpuccino 

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.

"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"

Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

Flappuccinos 

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

Flappuccinos by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

Fagguccino

A word to collectively describe the various metro-sexual varieties of coffee that have been adapted in some unnecessary way to make them more appealing to the common fag.

Such coffee derivatives covered by the term Faggaccino are:

Cappuccino,
Caffè latte,
Caffè Americano,
Caffè macchiato,
Espresso,
Frappuccino,
Caramel Macchiato,
Caffè Mocha,
Gingerbread Latte,
Toffee Nut Latte,
Eggnog Latte*

* = Seriously WTF!

Café cashier: What can I get you?
Luke: Hi, can I have a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Caramel Macchiatto please.
Café cashier: Sorry, we don't sell fagguccinos.

Fagguccino by cptchopper79 December 4, 2010

caramel frappuccino 

The yummiest drink ever!

I want a caramel frappuccino!

caramel frappuccino by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009

Fappucino 

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

Fappucino by chrisco April 9, 2015

frapuccino glasses

trendy eyewear worn by the desperately hip crowd in an effort to look hip or intelligent.Actually makes you look like you work at a Starbucks.

Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?

Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.

frapuccino glasses by jate December 28, 2005