A word to collectively describe the various metro-sexual varieties of coffee that have been adapted in some unnecessary way to make them more appealing to the common fag.
Such coffee derivatives covered by the term Faggaccino are:
Cappuccino,
Caffè latte,
Caffè Americano,
Caffè macchiato,
Espresso,
Frappuccino,
Caramel Macchiato,
Caffè Mocha,
Gingerbread Latte,
Toffee Nut Latte,
Eggnog Latte*
* = Seriously WTF!
Such coffee derivatives covered by the term Faggaccino are:
Cappuccino,
Caffè latte,
Caffè Americano,
Caffè macchiato,
Espresso,
Frappuccino,
Caramel Macchiato,
Caffè Mocha,
Gingerbread Latte,
Toffee Nut Latte,
Eggnog Latte*
* = Seriously WTF!
Café cashier: What can I get you?
Luke: Hi, can I have a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Caramel Macchiatto please.
Café cashier: Sorry, we don't sell fagguccinos.
Luke: Hi, can I have a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Caramel Macchiatto please.
Café cashier: Sorry, we don't sell fagguccinos.
by cptchopper79 December 4, 2010
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Fagguccino
• fappuccino
• fapuccino
• faggacino
• faffuccino
• fagaccino
• faguccini
• fakeuccino
• Fatpuccino
• Vanilla Fappuccino
Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008
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-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009
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Get the fapuccino mug.When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.
*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!
Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012
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