fatppuccino

frappuchino = fatppuccino End. Of. Story.

Joan: "Let's go get some fatppuccinos!!!!"
Pete: "ew...."

by peteyyyyyy June 10, 2011

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Fatpuccino

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.

"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"

by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

caramel frappuccino

The yummiest drink ever!

I want a caramel frappuccino!

by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009

Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography

Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino

by chrisco April 9, 2015

Flappuccino

When you ride your girl bareback, fill her up with cum and she queefs bubbling your frothy cum out of her cunt flaps

I love to fuck but my bitch wants me to drink her flappuccino

by Sexocographer July 29, 2017