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Flapuccino 

Mary performed the flapuccino maneuver of Kate during oral.
Flapuccino by 45-70 June 28, 2022

Flapuccino 

Flapuccino
noun, slang

1. The unofficial but glorious female equivalent of tea-bagging. A playful or provocative act in which a woman symbolically asserts dominance (or just has a laugh) by lowering her pelvis toward someone’s face—usually in a joking or victorious gesture, especially in gaming or NSFW banter.
2. A term blending “flap” (you know which ones) with “cappuccino,” because equality in beverage-based innuendo matters.

Origin: Coined by a genius named Laetitia in 2025. All rights respectfully hers. ☕️🔥
Example:

“She crushed him in the final round, then served him a steamy flapuccino before walking off like a boss.”
“Don’t mess with her—she’s the barista of shame.”
Flapuccino by Letigreta July 9, 2025

Flappuccinos 

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.
Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

Fatpuccino 

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009