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Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.
I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.
by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013
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fappuchino

when you bust in a woman and keep pumping which creates a frothy mixture of juices that coat your junk.
woah! I came so much I created a fappuchino on my dick
by badbitchgranma44 March 21, 2025
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Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.
Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.
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Fatpuccino

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008
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fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009
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caramel frappuccino

by Xiang Jiao March 10, 2009
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Fappucino

The act of using Starbucks' free wifi to watch internet pornography
Colin's monthly download data had run out so he went to Starbucks and ordered a Fappucino
by chrisco April 9, 2015
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