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Fā-pron.

A flap of fat/skin from the stomach region that is large enough to cover the person's junk.
Husband: *naked at open door*

Wife: what are you doing?! The neighbors are going to see you!

Husband: they won't see shit my fapron is in the way.
Fapron by BowJangles69000 June 26, 2018
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A way to say faggot without directly pissing off the libs, is not necessarily correlated with homosexuality
That kid Carson is a huge fagrone. Did you see what he posted on his Instagram?
Fagrone by BigFagrone123 May 18, 2022
Related Words
Fapron Farron Fapoon faron Fatronising Fagrone faaron fabron Fabronious Faeron

fatronize 

To treat an overweight person in a rude or condescending manner.
A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!

B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
fatronize by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011
Very nice girl and very pretty. She has a great heart but can be aggressive. She is very outgoing and always speaks her mind. She is very moody. You want to get on her good side or bad things will happen to you. Very rebelious but still loves her parents.
" Hey Faeron"

Faeron:" Hi, whats up?"

"Nothin much u"

Faeron: "Im whatching a movie called ...."

" Oh your whatching that movie..."

Faeron: " What is that supposed to mean?!?"
Faeron by Lilac300 March 14, 2013

Faparoni & Cheese 

It is when a guy busts on a cold bowl of Mac & Cheese after plowing someon & it is usually eaten by the person that was fucked.
Guy #1: "Hey Apolo, Ramses told me you fucked that girl?"
Apolo: "Not only did I fuck her bro, I gave that bitch some Faparoni & Cheese!"
Guy #1: "You're the sickest"
a hot chick that's worthy to be fapped to.
Man, Jessica Alba is faprous. I would love the chance to lick her sneetchy!
faprous by Noir October 4, 2006

Fabronious

When you pretends to have interest in something a newly made acquaintance keeps talking about, even though you are not interested in the topic at all, because they seem like a nice enough person.
Aldo: Yeah, last week my dad called me to congratulate me on my urban farm award.
James: Oh wow, that's super interesting.
Aldo: Hey you're not being fabronious are you?
Fabronious by KNX4 October 17, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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