Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
by Noir November 11, 2006
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the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy
damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn
by SAN JOSE STATE April 28, 2003
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Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
by Chullage February 2, 2009
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an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation
I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.
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Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
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The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
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