Noir's definitions

Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

by Noir July 25, 2009

money power bitch

1. A woman of considerable authority and financial security who usually has a disdain for men and views them as objects to be used and discarded in furtherance of her own acquisitions.
The power money bitch is concerned only with wealth or influence. She is submissive or subservient to no one. In movies, she is usually beautiful and/or considerably enhanced. She is like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. In real life, she smokes and has yellow teeth.

2. A hot ho. One who demands a lot of money for her services.

3. A pro athlete's trophy wife.

1. All women who seek position in government tend to be money power bitches, along with Ann Coulter, of course.

2. Jillian was hot as butter in summertime. She charged $50 for a handjob and clients gladly paid for her services. That's because she was a money power bitch.

3. Madonna was all tryin' to be A. Rod's money power bitch.

by Noir August 5, 2009

Luxy

Luxy is a combination of two words into a new meaning as spoken when either drunk or stoned. The words "Lucky" and "Luxurious". It has nothing to do with race, since Puffy could be just as Luxy as Paris Hilton (if not moreso, considering Puffy's luck, as opposed to Paris' merely being born into money). The term is currently most popular in gay circles and is usually used in rumor bitch sessions, which means it'll be mainstream within 6 months after being portrayed in any random, straight chic flick.

Speaker 1: Check out that girl driving that new Lotus.
Speaker 2: That luxy beeyotch was wearing a mink!
Speaker 1: ew, hold the fir, sir!

by Noir September 5, 2008

luxey

Alternate spelling for Luxy. Or the way you pronounce Luxy when you're REALLY drunk or stoned.

Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?

by Noir September 5, 2008

Pescatarian

A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.

I'm going pescatarian, since I really like lobster and it's so hard to find protein in vegetables.

by Noir July 11, 2006

Piscatarian

Alternative spelling for pescatarian: A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.

I can't go vegetarian, because I like shrimp too much. I can go Piscatarian, though!

by Noir July 11, 2006

propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006