get twittered

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
by Noir February 09, 2018
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luxey

Alternate spelling for Luxy. Or the way you pronounce Luxy when you're REALLY drunk or stoned.
Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?
by Noir July 07, 2006
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Metharcy

Government by the drug-addled and insane father of the family. When your Father is a violent alcoholic or drug addict and he rules over the family with an iron fist.
After the day dad railed an eighth, it was like he was at his coronation as head of the Metharcy.

When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.
by Noir March 06, 2017
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Plate Bae

If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.

For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!

When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!
by Noir January 09, 2017
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Hipsterism

Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.
by Noir August 19, 2005
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Lo

1. When you're feeling drugged, stoned or catatonic from the dro.

2. The come-down from a good marijuana session.

3. That hazy, dazed feeling when you're getting lulled to sleep. (When you wake up, dumb infomercials have been on for hours).
"Get in the car, I'm feelin lo; bout to leave this party."

"That Indica got me on the lo again."
by Noir December 06, 2016
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fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
by Noir November 11, 2006
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