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faprous

a hot chick that's worthy to be fapped to.
Man, Jessica Alba is faprous. I would love the chance to lick her sneetchy!
by Noir October 4, 2006
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phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
by Noir January 10, 2007
mugGet the phone zombiemug.

money power bitch

1. A woman of considerable authority and financial security who usually has a disdain for men and views them as objects to be used and discarded in furtherance of her own acquisitions.
The power money bitch is concerned only with wealth or influence. She is submissive or subservient to no one. In movies, she is usually beautiful and/or considerably enhanced. She is like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. In real life, she smokes and has yellow teeth.

2. A hot ho. One who demands a lot of money for her services.

3. A pro athlete's trophy wife.
1. All women who seek position in government tend to be money power bitches, along with Ann Coulter, of course.

2. Jillian was hot as butter in summertime. She charged $50 for a handjob and clients gladly paid for her services. That's because she was a money power bitch.

3. Madonna was all tryin' to be A. Rod's money power bitch.
by Noir August 5, 2009
mugGet the money power bitchmug.

Piscatarian

Alternative spelling for pescatarian: A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.
I can't go vegetarian, because I like shrimp too much. I can go Piscatarian, though!
by Noir July 11, 2006
mugGet the Piscatarianmug.

crunkaso

A powerful, wild, drunken punch that connects and often knocks out the opponent. A combination of "crunk" and "chingaso".
Man, that fight was square, except for that last crunkaso. Se puso bien chevere despues. <It was awesome after that.>
by Noir April 29, 2008
mugGet the crunkasomug.

steppin razor

1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.

2. A razor used to cut up drugs.

3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.

4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.

2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.

3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?

4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
by Noir August 12, 2005
mugGet the steppin razormug.

chill pilgrim

One who engages in illicit drug use only on the weekends, usually because they have day jobs during the week.
Saturday night and the venue is filled with chill pilgrims who just scored E from that shipment that came down the 5 from Vancouver.
by Noir July 9, 2005
mugGet the chill pilgrimmug.

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