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faparous 

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.
faparous by T March 25, 2004
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fapround music 

music or piece of audio one listens to while masturbating, not exclusively pertaining to audio that enhances the sexual experience, but also includes audio used to cover up the sounds of masturbating, as well as audio that dulls the sexual experience to extend the duration of the act.
My boner jams playlist is really good fapround music to spice up my fap. Turning up the game's volume is good fapround music to cover up the sounds of me furiously pounding off. Podcasts are good fapround music to help me jack off the rest of the day.
fapround music by Lewd_Dewd January 10, 2021

faparous 

Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.
"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"
faparous by Joe Cooper April 10, 2004

Fapround 

A sexy background used to fap to for people who have the urge to purge.
Tom:Dude, what should I make my new backround? I always have my "fapround" playing.
Fapround by Chucklesthehamster January 12, 2011