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fuktard
He is such a Fuktard.
Fastard
The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.
Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009
Fantard
Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.
Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.
Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.
This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.
How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones
~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom
~only fantarding a fandom while its popular
~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers
How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones
~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom
~only fantarding a fandom while its popular
~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers
Fantard by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008
fattard
fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007
fatarded
Jeanette is completely fatarded.
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