faktard 

a person who is scttm, sattm, sidly, and a scbamfttm all at once.

XR: So I was swinging around water bottles today.
G-tron: FAKTARD ttm.

G-tron: Yeah I play with pink fune things.
XR: Cuz you're a faktard.

faktard by lagrewolf September 4, 2008

fuktard 

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

fuktard by mgbach August 17, 2011

fuktard 

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fantard

Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.

Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.

This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.

How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones

~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom

~only fantarding a fandom while its popular

~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers

Fantard by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008

fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009