Fackal

Someone can be a fackal. A man/woman who is extremely lazy and ceases to participate in sexual activity

Lucy, stop being a fackal. Just suck my dick like everyone else.

by Liamxy June 30, 2012

Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

by will bitten September 14, 2017

facial aesthetics

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

by curlydude January 2, 2017

snow facial

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.

"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"

by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

Boracay Facial

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.

Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015

septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.

Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.

by Squealer February 3, 2014

Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.

"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.

by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011