facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking
Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes
by capn t March 23, 2005
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A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.
He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!
by Xtine Max January 02, 2004
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When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.
My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.
by Dr. Crow December 13, 2008
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