Facesnoop

To pry into other's lives via social networking sites.

Is Fiona in a relationship? I don't know, I'll Facesnoop her.

by NikiMwa May 24, 2010

facenoob

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...

Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever

by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009

facenook

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com

I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.

by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008

facesook

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facepooping

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.

Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.

by butlerjl November 23, 2010

facepoop

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.

Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."

by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

Facespook

A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.

Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.

Their behaviour can include:

1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.

A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.

types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"

types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009