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facenoob 

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...
Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever
facenoob by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009

facenook 

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com
I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.
facenook by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008

facesook 

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.
"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"
facesook by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facepooping 

Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.
Oh yeah, she'll be in there forever, she's Facepooping.
Facepooping by butlerjl November 23, 2010

facepoop 

Updating your Facebook status or profile with your mobile device while sitting on the toilet.
Hey Joe! "You were in the bathroom a long time. What were you doing?"

"I was facepooping."
facepoop by skaboy69 January 8, 2009

Facespook 

A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.

Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.

Their behaviour can include:

1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.

A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"

types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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