by El Jefe Mariachi March 5, 2011
Get the Facebooping mug.The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.
Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.
by PantherB January 4, 2012
Get the Fakebooking mug.When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.
Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!
Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?
by WCvolv April 3, 2010
Get the conspicuous facebooking mug.A euphemism for Facebook stalking.
A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
Get the Investigative Facebooking mug.When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
Get the ghost facebooking mug.When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?
Timothy: Yeah
Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!
Timothy: DON'T LIE!
Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
Timothy: Yeah
Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!
Timothy: DON'T LIE!
Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009
Get the facebookling mug.It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.
by highway61 November 14, 2011
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