Faceshooter 

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.

"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."

Faceshooter by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

Faceshocker by TimCT February 3, 2009

Facehooker 

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."

"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"

Facehooker by faroutly April 7, 2010

Facehooker 

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot

JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.

Facehooker by TeaKB December 8, 2009

facehooker 

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar

That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.

facehooker by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facehooker 

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook

Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.

Facehooker by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009

facehooker 

Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.

God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.

facehooker by Koala Bare July 2, 2009