facenoob

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...

Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever

by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009

facenook

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com

I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.

by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008

faceboobing

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.

"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."

by mc dc September 19, 2009

faceboob

to look through added friends or friends of friends pictures in hopes of finding great bikini pictures. Albums named Beach are prime areas for this activity

I added Dolly as a friend last night, I hope she accepts! With a rack like that i cant wait to faceboob her!

by redkaw February 24, 2010

faceboob

Placing one's head between a pair of boobs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the breasts.

'Do you mind if I faceboob you'
'Go ahead'
'Brrrllllrrrr*'

*faceboobing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry

by lorinery September 23, 2009

Faceboob

When a girl hugs you and presses your face to her bossoms or when someone voluntarily puts their face in someone's boobs in an embrace.

Guy: Got hugged by a really tall girl today. Her top was so low, total faceboob.

by Always Happy Never Smiling October 31, 2011

Faceboob

Sexy but fake (usually photoshopped) boob photos that are used by some women in Facebook to fool people. Some of these Faceboob pictures don't show the person's face.

Guy 1: Hey your hot friend that I saw in Facebook has got nice boobs.
Guy 2: Nah, it isn't that great IRL, those are just faceboobs.

by wolvesovthesea December 10, 2009