Facenookie 

In a lazy world the common practice of facenookying is increasing. It is the act of using facebook to get girls. Being lazy and just using facebook to get nookie.

Andy: You gonna meet up with that chick you met on the interwebs?

Jude: You serious? I'm not that bothered. Dude, it's called getting some facenookie.

Facenookie by KentuckyFriedDragon July 9, 2009

facebookcentric 

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.

On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.

facebookcentric by mave73 February 20, 2009

facebookee 

1. a Facebook user or fan
2. one who is addicted to Facebook

Check back again, you facebookee!

facebookee by timlight January 29, 2010

Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker's Remorse by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

Facebooker 

The person who uses Facebook.

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.

Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.

Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

conspicuous facebooking by WCvolv April 3, 2010

Investigative Facebooking 

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

Investigative Facebooking by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011