Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011

fakeposter

a poster on a website that never tells the truth... they can only ever post lies... the posts they make are called "fakeposts"...

i was getting pretty gotdamn hotheaded at that fakeposter spreading all his lies...

by super cool BA dude June 18, 2016

Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

Facepage

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.

Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.

by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

Facewasting

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.

I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"

by EricStratton March 12, 2010