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Facepaste 

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.
Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.
Facepaste by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011
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fakeposter 

a poster on a website that never tells the truth... they can only ever post lies... the posts they make are called "fakeposts"...
i was getting pretty gotdamn hotheaded at that fakeposter spreading all his lies...

Facemate 

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.
I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.
Facemate by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

Facepage 

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.
Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.
Facepage by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!
Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facebusted 

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.
Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!
Facebusted by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted 

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
FaceBusted by EricStratton March 12, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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