facewasted

when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.

dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???

dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*

by ireallytrynottodothis July 18, 2009

pretty face wasted

When a male or a female is really attractive but the public opinion of them is highly negative because they are just a shitty human being, typically due to the way they treat others.

Person 1 - "I don't see why everyone hates on Rebecca so much, she is fucking gorgeous."
Person 2 - "Yeah but she's pretty face wasted, I saw her tell a homeless veteran that he was disgusting and pepper sprayed him when he asked her for some change."

by SirAlexWest January 27, 2015

Dog Face Wasted

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.

'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'

by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011

Facewasting

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.

I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"

by EricStratton March 12, 2010

Case-Face Wasted

When you get so drunk, you draw an animal on your face or body.

"How was the party last night?"
"It was insane. I got so Case-Face Wasted, I woke up with an elephant on my ass."

by TYBG_SwaggerDiamondzz November 15, 2011