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Facehate 

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.
Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.
Facehate by Cheeva August 6, 2009
Words you can keep

facehate 

a feeling you get after facebook stalking someone and discovering something you do not like about them
Karly was feeling some facehate toward Ashley after discovering pictures of Ashley making out with her boyfriend.
facehate by stina4l June 3, 2010

Facemate 

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.
I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.
Facemate by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010
A person who would be delightful to have sit on your face as you give them oral pleasure.
"That girl over there is such a facehat."

"I wouldn't mind you being my facehat anyday, girl."
facehat by SCTI February 3, 2008

face hate 

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.
Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
face hate by freedom17 November 10, 2011

Guatemalan Facehat 

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse
Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

facebate 

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends
There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.
facebate by Alex Costa November 15, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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