Facemate 

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

Facemate by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

facemat 

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

facemat by doughbrough November 20, 2020

facebate 

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

facebate by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

Facehate 

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.

Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.

Facehate by Cheeva August 6, 2009

facemacer 

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

facemacer by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008

Facehaters 

A semi-derogatory term for a person who disapproves of and/or dislikes the website known as facebook. Usually uses the term's fagbook, facegay and fagbooker when describing the website and its users.

Facehaters range from highly intelligent individuals whom disapprove of the zombie-like effects of facebook, to stupid lowlife scene kids who are butthurt about all their potential myspace "friends" abandoning myspace.

Person one: Jeff threw a bitch fit when he saw me on facebook yesturday.
Person two: Well you know its cuz he's been hanging out with those other facehaters.

Facehaters by Ooganden January 25, 2009

Facewater 

Water on your face!

Facewater

Facewater by Thomassen May 7, 2010