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Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.