either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
by jack July 22, 2003
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
by elliott113 February 15, 2008
1. Another word for "suck", most probably derived from the world of internet gaming.
2. To not achieve
2. To not achieve
1. What do you mean you lost? YOU FAIL!
2. I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation.
2. I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation.
by The Kevin August 04, 2005
A word that used to mean "not succeeding" and was used by normal, literate people.
But these days "fail" is mostly used on the internet by no-life teenage losers. (Sometimes even in real life)
They say phrases such as "this FAILS", "you FAIL at life" and "FAIL" and "EPIC FAIL".
But these days "fail" is mostly used on the internet by no-life teenage losers. (Sometimes even in real life)
They say phrases such as "this FAILS", "you FAIL at life" and "FAIL" and "EPIC FAIL".
Pathetic cunt: tHhis FAILZZ!!!
EPIC FAIL1!!!!
PHAIL!!1111
YOU FAIL!!!111 AT LIFE!!111
Normal human being: Look who's talking. *Gets a gun out and shoots the douche*
EPIC FAIL1!!!!
PHAIL!!1111
YOU FAIL!!!111 AT LIFE!!111
Normal human being: Look who's talking. *Gets a gun out and shoots the douche*
by mrcrazynukenuke123 November 26, 2009
When someone says or does something extremely stupid that causes them to look like a huge newb, usually results in self inflicted pain and humiliation.
"Lauren, Jurasic Park is a movie, not a place! FAIL!"
"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"
"Watch, Carly is about to do a belly flop... FAIL!"
by TurboNewb July 10, 2008
A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently.
Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.
Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.
A kid falls off a bike.
Douche bag: Fail!
Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.
Douche bag: Fail!
Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.
by JerseyKid April 22, 2008
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