Facefical

Offical relationship status as posted on Facebook.

Did you see, Jon and that chick in science are now facefical.

by botz March 14, 2007

Faceocalypse

Likened to the end of days, only with face's getting fucked FYF.

Dude1=It was horrible man! It was like a Faceocalypse.

Dude2=Damn, so the Faceocaust has begun...

Dude1=May God have mercy on our faces.

by osiris123d July 3, 2009

Faceficial

In modern times, how nothing in social life involving freinds is official until posted on Facebook.

Leroy: "Yo dude dude did you hear? Mandy and Stephen broke up!"

Paul: "Nahh man, someone's shitting you."

Facebook: 'Stephen Rogers is now single'

Paul: "No shit man they really did! It's faceficial!"

by DanteRhodesWatts January 31, 2010

Factical

Factical; A tactically placed factual statement.

Im going to say his ass smells like shit, while Jenny is around. Not trying to say anything rude, I'm just going to make a factical statement, so that she thinks he is gross and smelly.

by beefstick182 January 15, 2015

facefiance

mythical facebook male who will propose to obtain the porn.

"Yeah, I proposed. Facebook proposed. Hell man, I've more than a dozen facefiances. Proposal equal tit shots.

by DCNN August 1, 2009

faresical

Being extreamly impressed with how smart yourself or someone else is.

(far-sa-cull) silent e faresical

by regardless devon victory May 16, 2010

Faceticles

Faceticles are the balls of the face. To be more specific the eyeballs.

Dad, Jackson poked me in the faceticles and it really hurt!

by Uploads of Fun March 24, 2020