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tactically by Taqtical January 2, 2017
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Tactically Drunk
The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.
If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.
You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!
Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?
You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!
Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?
You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
Tactically Drunk by duderoony May 25, 2010
tactically acquire
A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?
tactically acquire by Kreator89 February 7, 2010
tactically superior avocado
A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.
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Tactically Distressed
The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
Tactically Distressed by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010
Tactically Stationary
Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.
Tactically Stationary by MitiGator January 18, 2009
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