The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!

You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)

Tactically Drunk by duderoony May 25, 2010

tactically acquire

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

tactically acquire by Kreator89 February 7, 2010

tactically superior avocado

A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.

That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo

tactically superior avocado by Tactically Superior Avocado October 28, 2013

Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

Tactically Distressed by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.

The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.

Tactically Stationary by MitiGator January 18, 2009

Tactically Large Spoon

When some shitter decided to use the Comically Large Spoon from the hit vine in stealth and combat

Guy: I need a good melee
Guy 2: use the tactically large spoon
Guy: what

Tactically Large Spoon by aspEcts353 February 3, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026