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Fartsickle 

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.
Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?
Fartsickle by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010

Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
Freshcalade by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008
One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart
As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!
Fartical by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005
n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.
It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!
fartsicle by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

firescalp 

A derogatory term for people with red roots and black hair
"Hello firescalp, your roots are rather flaming today"
firescalp by redrachel May 8, 2009
The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.
Fartsicle by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003