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Factical Attack 

Using a tactical bombardment of facts to win an argument
The factical attack by Fox news destroyed the democratic pundits
Factical Attack by dkintrepid June 13, 2017
One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart
As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!
Fartical by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005

Fractical 

Skateboarding is pretty fractical.
Fractical by Eclip13ticaL August 17, 2009
A word used to describe someone who constantly explains things, especially things pertaining to science. Most times facticle people over explain simple things, listing out all the facts and everything in between.
Person 1: Wow, look at that beautiful rainbow. I wonder why it looks that way. (obviously just stating not asking for an answer)
Person 2: The rainbow looks that way because the sun's light reflects off the rain drops. In their relationship the raindrops act as prisms separating the spectrum of colors.
Person 1: Whoa man, don't go so facticle on me.
Facticle by Brook Sanders May 6, 2013

faptical insertion 

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate
(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier
faptical insertion by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016

Fantical 

A blog for all YA book news. This includes movie news, new books, cover reveals, title reveals, sneak peeks and more.
Fantical.blogspot
Fantical by Swarley1 June 27, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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