The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook
When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.
The deliberate deletion of a defined group of people from your facebook friends list. This can for instance be all friends acquainted through an ex-boy/girl-friend, or something as simple as removing those who you do not consider friends in your real life. As with a typical genocide, vulgar terms such as "cleaning up", "cleansing" or "taking out the trash" is perfectly in order.
Peter: I am so through with Mary and all her stoner friends. Yesterday I deleted all of them from facebook.
Alan: Yeah, a little facocide usually does the trick.
Christina: Based on the evidence we have seen from observations of his friends list, we have every reason to believe that acts of facocide have occurred after their breakup.
Allen: How many acts of facocide does it take to make a facocide?
Christina: Allen, that's just not a question that I'm in a position to answer.
a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asianrace.
your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.