Facecide 

Deleting permanently your Facebook profile for any possibile reason, i.e. idiotic groups, apps or even friends.

I'm sick of this s**t, I'm going to commit facecide.
In the last 3 months was registered a 30% increase of facecides among teenagers.

Facecide by monkey007 March 13, 2012

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook

When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.

Facicide by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

facocide 

The deliberate deletion of a defined group of people from your facebook friends list. This can for instance be all friends acquainted through an ex-boy/girl-friend, or something as simple as removing those who you do not consider friends in your real life. As with a typical genocide, vulgar terms such as "cleaning up", "cleansing" or "taking out the trash" is perfectly in order.

Peter: I am so through with Mary and all her stoner friends. Yesterday I deleted all of them from facebook.
Alan: Yeah, a little facocide usually does the trick.

Christina: Based on the evidence we have seen from observations of his friends list, we have every reason to believe that acts of facocide have occurred after their breakup.
Allen: How many acts of facocide does it take to make a facocide?
Christina: Allen, that's just not a question that I'm in a position to answer.

facocide by exCon May 21, 2009

facecadet 

a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asian race.

your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.

facecadet by bobwe hadababy itsaboy July 20, 2006

Faccident 

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.

Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"

Faccident by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

Faccident 

an injury sustained during a period of fucking

Adam and I fucked so hard last night, he had a faccident.

Faccident by Big McLargehug May 18, 2016