Faccident

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.

Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"

by thesearefusesnoriver February 09, 2011

Furpose

A fart that comes out intentionally and the perpetrator is well aware of his flatulance.

Two men standing in an elevator, "Dude, that was un called for, that was totally a furpose"

by thesearefusesnoriver February 09, 2011