Facicide

The act of permanently deleting oneself from Facebook

When I heard George EFFING Bush had an account, a black hole of despair squeezed my beating heart still. I had to do it, facicide was the only solution.

Facicide by shaise malaise June 3, 2010

faxicide

The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.

Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!

faxicide by Telephony January 17, 2011

Factcident 

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

Factcident by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

fapicide 

To kill ones self through the art of excessive masturbation

1: Steve died yesterday
2: oh god, what happened?

1: Fapicide man, He dehydrated due to over masturbation

fapicide by jimmygoggins January 14, 2013

Facticide

Killing a fact (distorting truth).

Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.

Facticide by Iranian Government Official June 9, 2011

Faticide 

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

Faticide by intheclutch June 3, 2011

fagicide 

Arisol can that emits spray that repels fags (gays)

"dude ima have to get some fagicide for this party man"
"man i need some fagiside"
"dont make me break out the fagicide"

fagicide by K.A.B. October 14, 2008