Faccident

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.

Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"

by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

Faccident

an injury sustained during a period of fucking

Adam and I fucked so hard last night, he had a faccident.

by Big McLargehug May 18, 2016

consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

Quiet accident

An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.

Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.

by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016