facecadet 

a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asian race.

your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.

facecadet by bobwe hadababy itsaboy July 20, 2006

facecake 

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?

facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

Facecase cracker 

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019

Face-cadet 

Someone who acts like a space-cadet while on Facebook. This may include posting unintelligible comments (ie. in binary code or foreign languages), changing one's Status several times an hour, and uploading images of vintage cereal-boxes.

Becci needs to get a life, because she's turning into a total Face-cadet!

Face-cadet by The Real Miz Larreau May 31, 2009

Facecasting 

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.

Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.

Facecasting by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009

Facecake 

Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.

Make a wish bitch, you just got facecaked!

Facecake by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011

Facecide 

Deleting permanently your Facebook profile for any possibile reason, i.e. idiotic groups, apps or even friends.

I'm sick of this s**t, I'm going to commit facecide.
In the last 3 months was registered a 30% increase of facecides among teenagers.

Facecide by monkey007 March 13, 2012