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Something one needs to mess around with to get to work properly, each time, is futtzy. Something not precisely simple or un-complex, something not plug-n-play, is futtzy. Something requiring multiple steps completed in specific order and requiring a large chunk of ones attention, usually diverted from another concurrent task, for proper operation, is futtzy.
I love my new phone with navigation, I just type in an address and it voice prompts me over my car audio system, interrupting my streaming music as needed so it aint futtzy at all!
Futtzy by Dan Quan October 17, 2009
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futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.
Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.
futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Futt Buck 

Butt Fuck with the first letters reversed.
His supervisor really futt bucked him good over that last foul up.
Futt Buck by Eddy April 11, 2005

buck futter 

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.
Don't be such a buck futter!
buck futter by mullett January 14, 2003
A song title of one of the best rapper alive's (Jay-Z) songs from his Platinum Recorded Album "Magna Carta.... Holy Grail" released on July 4th 2013.

Texting;
Homie: yerr?
Me: yeo blood?
Homie: wyd today?
Me:idk yet blood.. You?
Homie: Idk either. I got a oz tho
Me: oh word? i got Henny!.. LETS FUTW!!!
Homie: I'm wit it doeeee
futw by TayOnPointDoe December 4, 2013

Futterwacken 

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.
And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.
Futterwacken by Cozmoz March 27, 2010
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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