Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".
"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)
by ElTonico August 16, 2006
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Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING
If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter
by lowdown November 16, 2004
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Faux-Butter; margarine
Spreading futter on freshly toasted bread is yummy.
by snafu December 22, 2004
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To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.
I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.
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The sound your fat makes when you run fast or the wind blows. When the fat flaps and rolls on one’s body move independently from the body. Usually in rapid circular movements.

Alternate: To feel the fat on your body expanding so much that it feels like a tub of butter
I heard my fat futter in the wind as I was running toward the hot dog truck.
by KeiraC June 19, 2008
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Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.
Don't be such a buck futter!
by mullett January 14, 2003
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Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?
I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night
by Slyph February 18, 2005
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