futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006

futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

by lowdown November 16, 2004

Futter

The sound your fat makes when you run fast or the wind blows. When the fat flaps and rolls on one’s body move independently from the body. Usually in rapid circular movements.

Alternate: To feel the fat on your body expanding so much that it feels like a tub of butter

I heard my fat futter in the wind as I was running toward the hot dog truck.

by KeiraC June 20, 2008

futter

Faux-Butter; margarine

Spreading futter on freshly toasted bread is yummy.

by snafu December 22, 2004

Futter-Whack

To dance vigorously; preferably with style and confidence

Joe: Oh, I think someone just caught it!
Sam: Caught what?!
Joe: Look at Pete! He just beat Tim in cards and now he's futter-whacking quite vigorously. Look at 'em go!

by @./_.M March 7, 2010

futter-wacking

1. An improvized dance move, named after the dance performed by the Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland".

Rozanna and Jacquelyn got their futter-wacking on, on the dance floor last night, after a couple of shots of Patron.

by azupsman March 6, 2010

Futter in the Gutter

Futter is what you usually find in the Gutter. It could be any gutter in the world where you can find this thing called "Futter" however the best gutter to find this futter is outside the Shul in Calcutta. Usually the guard dogs outside the Shul in Calcutta are called Kangals. Daye Kangal in the Shul, Futter in the gutter! The most common use of futter is to throw this futter at people. In Sydney, Australia it is common for lanky boys to throw futter at there South African Neighbours who they often do racist impersonations.

1.Bro I just stepped in the gutter and there is all this futter on my foot.
2. Bro I went to the shul in Calcutta and found the best futter in the gutter. DAYE KANGAL IN THE SHUL.

by FUTTERINTHEGUTTER February 12, 2019