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Something one needs to mess around with to get to work properly, each time, is futtzy. Something not precisely simple or un-complex, something not plug-n-play, is futtzy. Something requiring multiple steps completed in specific order and requiring a large chunk of ones attention, usually diverted from another concurrent task, for proper operation, is futtzy.
I love my new phone with navigation, I just type in an address and it voice prompts me over my car audio system, interrupting my streaming music as needed so it aint futtzy at all!
Futtzy by Dan Quan October 17, 2009
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the futty 

A type of masturbating where he thrusts his dick against the friction in his jeans.
Did you see Justice over there doing the futty?!
the futty by justlava February 17, 2018

futty dutty

When someone says something outrageous.

Tim: Im the realest n*gga alive
Dave: You a Futty Dutty
futty dutty by YoungDonDotta March 3, 2014
A furry on the heavier side
yo she's a futty
Futty by Flatearthtard March 20, 2020

Cum-guzzling futty dutty 

A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.

Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.
Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.

fifa fittzy 

Sexy man ,people wanna shag him sometimes when he speaks.
someone:I wanna shag fifa fittzy sometimes cus of his voice
fifa fittzy by shush8191919 July 24, 2021
Extremly obese people;often just really ugly. Never seen their feet. Love to change the colors of their grillz. (You'll find them grilled out nicely.On south beach.In their wife beat). They often wear belly shirts and are definatly foods biggest fan. They sometimes go by the names remi or tom. Sometimes, not always.
"Hey futty, your obese. Nice grillz!"
futty by Maxine Collins May 30, 2006