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A song title of one of the best rapper alive's (Jay-Z) songs from his Platinum Recorded Album "Magna Carta.... Holy Grail" released on July 4th 2013.

Texting;
Homie: yerr?
Me: yeo blood?
Homie: wyd today?
Me:idk yet blood.. You?
Homie: Idk either. I got a oz tho
Me: oh word? i got Henny!.. LETS FUTW!!!
Homie: I'm wit it doeeee
futw by TayOnPointDoe December 4, 2013
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"FUTW" is a short version of the short sentence: "Fuck You That's Why"
Why didn't you respond yesterday?

FUTW
FUTW by ItzCelyrian June 21, 2019
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futw • futwa • Futwahn • Futwat • FUTWO • fūtwa
Let’s FUTW

Awesome song by Jay-Z
[FUTW] by ytes April 29, 2018
An insult formed from the combination of two words, fucking twat. Meant to imply a lack of fortitude in a man or unbearable, stubborn behavior in a woman. Highly disparaging especially to women.
Man to man example: What do you mean you won't lend me your car for my date? What are you a fūtwa?

Woman to woman example:

Keep your filthy hands off my man you skanky fūtwa!
fūtwa by Atwq October 21, 2015
I used my last twenty to buy a bottle of Rum instead of food. But I already had a bottle of Rum that I had forgotten about. But then I dropped one of the bottles and it broke. So I fucked up, but it worked out. My friend said, so you made a "FUTWO."
FUTWO by irate January 20, 2014
(pronouced foo-twat) A fucking twat. A term that refers to someone who has pissed you off beyond all imaginable reason. When Fucking Twat just can't make it out of your mouth...Futwat just seems to roll off your tongue.
That bitch at work is nothing more than a Futwat!
Futwat by J & D October 7, 2006
What you say when you don't know how to say futon.
Pull out the futwahn.
Futwahn by TacoKing34 December 8, 2018
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