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futtocks 

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance
1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'
futtocks by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks 

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head
did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks
futtocks by oww shiiii December 14, 2010

How are your futtocks? 

How's your day going? (British)
friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

Fattocks 

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold
Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!
Fattocks by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.
"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"
fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008
fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.
Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.
futtock by Frank Sinatrass August 13, 2007