futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond October 17, 2008

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 13, 2010

futtock

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

by Frank Sinatrass August 11, 2007

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013