futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

futtocks 

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

futtocks by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks 

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

futtocks by oww shiiii December 14, 2010

How are your futtocks? 

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

How are your futtocks? by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

Fattocks 

The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold

Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!

Fattocks by [Harry^Hardcore) July 19, 2007

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

futtock 

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

futtock by Frank Sinatrass August 13, 2007