futtock

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

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The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

futtock by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

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An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

futtock by andyrew b July 19, 2006

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Futtock

Bard-era substitute for the word 'F_CK' (ref: Upstart Crow).

Will Shakespeare: "Hang on... Hang the futtock on!

Futtock by Onomatapoeon December 7, 2021

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A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

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Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

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The buttocks of a grossly obese individual. Most often a ghastly and unnerving sight to behold

Crikey me! Look at the fattocks on that Mc Donalds addict!

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