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Portmeanteau of 'elite' and 'retard'. A person who takes an unusual amount of pride in being stupid. Kind of like a classhole, except an elitard is not limited to physical assholishness. The elitard takes special pride in his or her wordy, snide, commentary along with their classholish shenanigans. Occasional elitardedness on the level of class clown is welcome, although, when persistent and out of control, is usually frowned upon and will lead to you getting your ass kicked by everyone you talk to.
"Did you hear the joke Chris made about Ryan's mom?"

"Yeah, his mom just died. Chris is such an elitard. Let's beat him up."
elitard by metalbokonon September 3, 2009
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editards 

'Retarded Editors' at urban dictionary that refuse to correct erroneous definition not matter how many times requests are made!
Editards are the retarded editors that are too stupid to make the following correction. Drawz - Source: Dirty Stankin Drawz, Copyright 1993 not 1999.
editards by Michael Turner Thomas December 23, 2006
Someone who edits for urban dictionary and doesn't accept amazing and professional definitions.
I can't get anything published on urban dictionary because of all those EdiTards.
EdiTard by A. Nuggs November 24, 2007
One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.
"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"

Also:

"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."
Epitard by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012
a tommy innit fan , also known as someone who's name only shows up in one musical ( hamilton ). and has the same username for everything.
"oh have you heard of elizard?"
"how could i not"
elizard by anonymous December 18, 2020
When you think constantly think about, do research for, tailor your daily works out for, and spend most of your discretionary income getting ready for elk season and hunting.
I have fully entered elktard mode.
elktard by Bark Chuckle August 29, 2022

jhon Elicard 

Jhon Elicard is an Palautog man
jhon Elicard by BLASTYYYYY March 6, 2022
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